Lil Dicky – Earth

[Intro: Lil Dicky]
D  G                           Bm   
   What's up, world? It's your boy
                               A
just one of the guys down here..
                              
Well, I could be more specific.. 
  D             G
Uh, I'm a human, and I just wanted to,
Bm                     
for the sake of all of us 
                      A
earthlings out there, just wanted to say:
 
[Chorus:]
               D              G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
               Bm             A
We love the Earth, it is our home
               D              G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
               Bm             A
We love the Earth, it is our home
 
[Justin Bieber:]
D              G
Hi, I'm a baboon
             Bm                
I'm like a man, just less advanced 
               A
and my anus is huge
 
[Ariana Grande:]
D              G
Hey, I'm a zebra
                     Bm
No one knows what I do, 
but I look pretty cool
               A
Am I white or black?
 
[Halsey:]
        D     
I'm a lion cub, 
             G
and I'm always getting licked (Meow!)
 
[Zac Brown:]
        Bm
How's it going? I'm a cow (Moo!)
             A
You drink milk from my tits (Moo)
 
[Brendon Urie:]
       D
I'm a fat, fucking pig
 
[Hailee Steinfeld]
D
I'm a common fungus
 
[Wiz Khalifa:]
     G
I'm a disgruntled skunk, 
shoot you out my butthole
 
[Snoop Dogg:]
       Bm              
I'm a marijuana plant, 
                      A
I can get you fucked up
 
[Kevin Hart:]
  A
And I'm Kanye West
 
[Chorus:]
               D              G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
               Bm             A
We love the Earth, it is our home
               D              G
We love the Earth, it is our planet
               Bm             A
We love the Earth, it is our home
              D
We love the Earth
 
[Adam Levine:]
D
Ba-dum-da-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
G
We are the vultures, feed on the dead
 
[Shawn Mendes:]
Bm
We're just some rhinos, horny as heck
 
[Charlie Puth:]
A
I'm just a giraffe, what's with this neck?
 
[Sia:]
D
Hippity-hop, I'm a kangaroo
G
I hop all day, up and down with you
 
[Miley Cyrus:]
Bm
I'm an elephant, I got junk in my trunk
 
[Lil Jon:]
A
What the fuck? I'm a clam!
 
[Rita Ora:]
A
I'm a wolf. Howl!
 
[Miguel:]
D
I'm a squirrel, lookin' for my next nut
 
[Katy Perry:]
G
And I'm a pony, 
just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
Bm
But, uh, c'mon, get on (Yah)
A
Giddee-up, let's ride

 
[Lil Yachty:]
D     G               Bm
I'm HPV, don't let me in
 
[Ed Sheeran:]
                     A
I'm a koala and I sleep all the time
                D
So what? It's cute
 
[Meghan Trainor:]
               G
We love you, India
 
[Joel Embiid:]
               Bm
We love you, Africa
 
[Tory Lanez:]
               A
We love the Chinese
 
[Lil Dicky:]
                      D
We forgive you, Germany
 
[Chorus]
D                G
Earth, it is our planet 
(It's our planet)
            Bm                     
We love the Earth (We love the Earth) 
           A
it is our home (Home)
            D     
We love the Earth, 
           G
it is our planet (It is our planet)
            Bm                A
We love the Earth, it is our home
            D
We love the Earth
 
[Verse III: Lil Dicky]
D             G
I'm a man (Hello?)
                    Bm
Can you hear me? (Anyone out there? Hello?)
                             A
I've trudged the Earth for so damn long
                       D
And still don't know shit (What's going on?)
                             G
I hope it's not a simulation (Huh)
                                         Bm
Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
                                    
And, yeah, we like to wear clothes, 
                       A
girls still look beautiful
                                    
And it covers up our human dick (Woo), 
   D
eat a lot of tuna fish
         D
But these days, 
it's like we don't know how to act
               G
All these shootings, pollution, 
we under attack on ourselves
Bm                              
Like, let's all just chill (Hey), 
           A
respect what we built (Hey)
                      
Like look at the internet! 
                     D
It's cracking as hell
                   
Fellas, don't you love the cum 
                 G
when you have sex? (Ayy)
                      
And I heard women orgasms 
                    Bm
are better than a dick (Uh)
                      
So what we got this land for? 
                     A
What we gotta stand for?
                         D 
Love, and we love the Earth 
   G    Bm   A
(The Earth)
 
[Ariana Grande:]
    D        G                Bm
Oh, yeah, baby, I love the Earth
              A
I love this planet
 
[Lil Dicky]
       D
Hey, Russia, we're cool
      G
Hey, Asia, all of you, c'mon
             Bm
Every one of you 
from the plains to the Sahara
 A
Let's come together and live
 
[Choir]
D                   
Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum, 
G
hum-dum-dum-dae-dum
 
[PSY:]
Bm
우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요
 
[Bad Bunny:]
A
Amamos la tierra
 
[Kris Wu:]
A
我们爱地球
 
[Outro: Lil Dicky, 
Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber]
D
(We love you, we love you)
               
C'mon everybody, 
G
I know we're not all the same
                          Bm
But we're living on the same Earth 
(We love you, we love you)
                             A
Have you ever been to Earth?
Everyone who is listening 
has been to Earth, Ariana
   D
(We love you, we love you)
We're not making music for aliens here
              G
Are we gonna die?
                   
You know what, Bieber? 
          Bm
We might die (We love you, we love you) 
I'm not going to lie to you
                           
I mean, there's so many people out here 
                          A
who don't believe Global Warming's 
a real thing You know?
                    D
We gotta save this planet. 
We're being stupid
                        G
Unless we get our shit together now
 
Guuys, everybody look into whatever 
the fuck Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing

Cuz I feel like that guy 
knows more about the Earth and 
how we're fuckin' it up and - anybody.
 
Like, if the aliens did come, 
we should defenitely send Leo 
as our guy our rep.
 
In fact - the prophets that come along 
with the streams and the sale 
of the song and go right into the earth.
 
Let's raise some money for charity.
 
Any words, Leo?
 
[Leonardo DiCaprio:]
 
This might be my favorite song ever. 
It’s awesome!
 
[Lil Dicky:]
Wow. Thanks, Leo.
  
[Backstreet Boys:]
 
We love the Earth (We love the earth), 
it is our planet
 
We love the Earth (We love the earth)
it is our home (It's our hoooome)
 
We love the Earth, it is our planet
 
We love the Earth, it is our home
 
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah, 
ah, ah! Woo, hoo, hoo!)
 
[Lil Dicky:]
(Guys, thank you so much.)
 
Honestly, everybody:
Scientists are saying that we have 
about 12 years to turn this 
environmental crisis around or we're screwed.
What do you say? 
You guys wanna save the world? 
Of course you do!